Daily Clarion-Progress from Opelousas, Louisiana • 4

THE DAILY CLARION-PROGRESS Wednesday, Sept. 6, 1922. The Uusy Body Page off Klews. arad Advertisement PAGE FOUR LASTING PRESENT JOHN FAK0UR1 BORDELON'S GARAGE AMUSEMENTS I BUY AND SELL City and Country Real Estate J. G.

LAWLER A. E.VELTIN AGENT NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE CO. THE BEST CREOLE COFFEE IN TOWN DAVES WALTERS Opposite K. C. Hall Manager Dietlein opens his his Sep-J tember of big photoplay fea-j tures with Madama azimova in Hen-' rik Ibsen's great success.

"A Doll's House" at the Princess Theatre next i Sunnday and Monday. This presen- tation which has made a big success on Jie screen, follows the stage ver sion with an accuracy which assures picturization which will be appreciated by those who enjoy a screen offering of exceptional merit. Advances notices declare that "A Doll's House" fs one of the really big attractions of the present season. It has been headlined in all of the big ies, and has been shown in many I smalled cities at top prices. The Princess has an array of other high class photoplays underlined 'or this month, Mr.

Dietlein will also book a number of big photoplays for the Prin- UC3B 1UCCUC, lUUUUlUg DC 1 CI Bl Ul attractions which have scored hits the first run "theatres in the south. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY BOYS TO EAT SATURDAY St. Landry Boys snd Girla Who Have Gone to L. S. to Gather at LaCombe Opelousaa is one of the cities of Louisiaan that has been designated as on he centers for the annual get-to-gether suppers of alumni and students of Louisiana State University on Sa.urday night.

John W. Lewis, Jr has been sel ected by the alumni officials as the "symposia rch" and Dr. Albert Pavy al ternate. The "symposiarch is the gentleman who gets the "cash in ad. vance" for the elaborate supper that will be served by Manager Budd of the LaCombe Hotel and his alternate is what is termed as his "side-klck- er.

A number of prominent L. S. U. men are actively engaged in assisting Mr. Lewis in organizing the boys and girls for Saturday night and hope has been expressed that at least fifty will be on hand for the big time.

All L. S. U. boys and girls are urg ed to immediately get in touch with Mr. Lewis for the purpose of making reservations at once.

The price of $1.50 per plate will be charged and alumni or students are permited to bring along their sweethearts. The following program will be ob served Saturday: 6:00 p. m. Telegram to G. H.

G. to be bulletined at the Meropolis. 7:00 d. m. Preliminary recention and greetings all rounnd.

8:00 p. m. Seats! 8:10 p. m. Sound Off! (each one rises, gives 'full names.

nickname, year at L. S. U-, present address and occuptation). 8:40 p. m.

Reading communications and alibis. 8:50 p. m. Forming a Parish L. S.

U. Alumni Club. 9:00 p. m. Toast: "The Ole War; Skule." by some local R.

L. Tullis. sum p. m. ioasi -ureater u.

s. u. by some A. T. Prescott.

9:20 p. m. Toats: "The Sons of L. S. by one of the Daughters.

9:30 p. m. Toast: "The Daughters one of tne So8- VI UiC ViU uuuui gs. 9:50 p. m.

Toast: "1500 Members This Tear." by the Symposiarch. 10:00 p. m. Song: All sing "Auld Lang Syne." and adjourn. HEIRESS WORTH COOL MILLION IS WEDDED Ranchman Marries Young Wo- man Who is Wealthy Be cause of Oil Operations NEW.

YORK. SeDt: 6. Ann Vil- liant Burnett, 19, heires to the mil- lions of Birrk Rnrnrtt. 1nt Tptm Oil king and G. L.

Waggoner, 38, Ver non Texas ranchman, were married here yesterday, it was Jearned today, The marriage was Waereoner's fourth. Miss Burnett and Waggoner se cured their marriage license Satur I Pressing Shop. First-Claws Work PROMPT SERVICE YOUR PATRONAGE APPRECIATED DAVE HOMER PRACTICAL PLUMBER PHONE 221 NEW AND UP-TO-DATE IN EVERY RESPECT WALDORF RESTAURANT DUMAS PRESSING SHOP Cleaning, Pressing Dyeing All Work Guaranteed PHONE 426 BOOST AND WORK For Good Roads they are the Backbone of Community Development BY GOOD CITIZEN OPELOUSAS SHEET METAL WORKS Charles Borchers, Prop. See Me and Save Money Bellevue Street PHONE 412 DR. A.

J. PERRAULT DENTIST Saizan Building Hours: 9 to 12. 2 to 5 DR. F. O'QUIN DENTIST Landry Street Opposite Bennett's PHONE 159 Hours: 9 to 12.

2 to 5 DELBUONO MARKET SANITARY AND UP-TO-DATE PROMPT DELIVERY Phone 397. N. Main St ALBERT TATE CIVIL ENGINEER With Louisiana Highway Commission. I Office: Littell Abstract Co. TELEPHONE 19 A PHOTOGRAPH MAXWELL'S STUDIO YOU WASH Your face regularly but you neglect your watch until it stops running.

Why not have it loked over by an expert repair man. SIDNEY DUCHARME MAIN ST. OPELOUSAS, LA. H. E.

ESTORGE RELIABLE INSURANCE L.B.HALPHEN Battery and Generator Specialist. Distributors for the famous Prest-O-Light and Philadelphia batteries. PHONE 134 HAAS AND DEZAUCHE REAL ESTATE CITY AND COUNTRY PROPERTY Laugh "With Us Grasshopers are bothering South Dakota. Perhaps the Louisiana iman who ate 60 pounds of crawfish could help, People are like watermelons. You can't tell a good one or a bad one from the outside.

The flapper just thinks it is better to be rouged than lonely. When dad plants onions in the front yard you know who's boss. Living costs more, but there is so much more of it. We saw a man on the sidewalk who was up a tree. Colored Sam continually com-j plained of his wife's habit of asking for money.

"My wife done ask me for money, more money all de time" he wouid My. Well Sanif wnat does your if do the money Bnywayr. 1 "I didn't know. I ain't never give -ne yet," said Sam. A Picnic Menu Hard boiled eggs.

Ants, Pickled beets. Spiders. Lettuce Grasshoppers. Lemonade. Caterpillars.

Potato Salad. Name your own bugs. "Baby was taken very bad while vou was out. mum, said the new ser- tvant girl. I "Ob cried the young mo- ther.

"Is he better now? was bad at first. He seemed to come over quite faint; but I found his medicine in the cupboard." And then did that girl triumphantly produce a bottle labeled "Kid-Re- i An old Jew was advised to try Turkish bath for his rheumatism and a Auto Accessories Department FORD DEALER CHURCH NOTICES SL Landry Catholic Church Every Sunday low Mass 7 A. M. High Mass 9 A. M.

Rev, Father A. 3. Colliard, pas.or. Methodist Church Services every Sunday at 11 A. M.

and 8 P. M. Prayer meeting ev ery Thursday at 7:30 P. M. Re.

S. L. Riggs. pastor. Baptist Church.

Services every Sunday at 11 A. and at 8 P. M. Prayer meeting Wednesday night at 7:30. Presbyterian Church Services every Tuesday at 8 P.

M. Rev. Grimshaw, pastor. Christian Scientist Services every Wednesday at 8 P. M.

Every Sunday at 11 A. Building, Walnut Street. Pulford TRAIN SCHEDULES GULF COAST LINES Train No. 1 West Bound 1:50 A. M.

Train No. 'i West Bound 1:23 P. M. Train No. 4 East Bound 2:44 P.

M. Traia No. 2 East Bound 2:57 A. M. TEXAS PACIFIC Train No.

448 East Bound 11:30 A.M. Train Na. 449 West Bound 2:15 P. M. SOUTHERN PACIFIC Train No.

807 West Bound 6:56 A. M. Train No. 805 West Bound 2:45 P.M. Train No.

806 East Bound 8:57 A. M. Train No. 808 East Bound 2:45 P. M.

ANT CAMPAIGN MONEY IS NEEDED WITHOUT DELAY No Battle on Household Pest Can Be Made Until Funds Are Suabcribed As soon as the weatker permits, the ladies of the Woman's Club are going to make an earnest effort to raise the balance of the funds which must be provided for the campaign against the Argentine ant in this city. The Opelousas Lodge of Elks contributed $10 Tuesday, and the Clarion-Progress has been asked to express the appreciation of the Woman's Club for this generous response. The ladies also thank the Op- lelousas Trade Extension bureau for its donation of $25. i it win require at least $700 to pay the expenses of the fight on the household pest, and the State Department of Agriculture will not un dertake the work unless all of the funds needed are in hand. The in- t0 spector will not make the trip here supervise the efforts of the club, if the money available is sufficient for a partial battle on the ants the entire city must be included in the campaign.

Those who have not as yet contri buted, are requested to do so without LODGE NOTES Trade Extension Bureau Meets every Monday 7:30 P. M. at Bordelons' Garage. Women League of Voters Meeting first and fourth Tuesday. Humble Cottage Lodge No.

19 F. A. M. Regular meeting first and third "Wednesday. Lorraine Chapter O.

E. S. Regular meeting second and fourth Monday. Elks Lodge No. 1048, B.

P. O. E. Regular meeting first and third Tuesday. Knight of Columbus Regular meeting first Wednesday and third Sunday.

Woodmen of the World Regular meeting first Thursday. Columbian Mutual Life Assurance Society Regular meeolng first Monday. Rotary Club Every Monday at 1 p. m. Lacombe Hotel.

PRINCESS THEATRE ALWAYS A GOOD SHOW TODAY WILLIAM DUNCAN, IN, "STEEL HEART' A story of the Golden West, where a man is a man. TOMORROW For two days OSCAR WILDE'S Greatest and most sensational drama. "A WOMAN OF NO IMPORTANCE" C. P. DUNBAR BRO.

REAL ESTATE DEALERS returned much improved but minus his gold watch and vest. Diliger search failed to locate it and he ac cused attendants of stealing it. Three months later he took another bath and returned much elated. "What do you think, Rachael, I found my vatch and vest." "So! Where, adder?" "Under my undershirt. and New Orleans, La.

A farmer, just arrived in town was walking across the street and SERVICE LACOMBE HOTEL BARBER SHOP SERVICE THEPEOPLESBAKERY Raisin bread makes the best lunch for school chUd iren. 3 Bread of quality for the home. PHONES: 422 99 Now is the time to fit your children out with everything they need for school. Buy them in our Drug Store our prices are always low. SHUTE'S DRUG STORE PHONE 4 S.B.

WOLFF, M. D. Landau Building, Upstairs Office 9 to 122 to 3 P. M. PHONE 315 F.

C. SHUTE, M. D. Office Hours: 9 to 12 PHONE 135 A. B.

PAVY, M. D. SAIZAN BUILDING PHONES: Residence 125 Office 126 WINFIELE RE.ENLISTS IN MARINE CORPS Marshall T. Winfiel. of OneloO sas, son of Mrs.

Theodosa Winfitle, and well known in this city has enlisted in the Marine Corps, actord-ing to word from Captain E. C. Nicholas, Officer in charge New Orleasf Recruiting Station, 535 St. Charlef Winfiele was transferred to ti Marine Barracks, Quantica, Va. Tu3sday, September 5.

Winfiele stated to Captain Nicholas that he just felt the call of th old corps, and also knew what he would soon reach his former rank of Sergeant. He also expressed it his belief that he would be able ta save considerable more money darinf an enlistment, tnan in civilian barmcks at Qnuantica are headquarters of the advanced trailing units of the Maring Corps. Aboot forty miles fiom Washington and situated adjacent to the Potomac, th site is considered one of the best Bi point cf Climate and beauty. "H.1II0 "wheer's William," said Henry thoo gdtten that eye 7" "Wey," relied William dolefully, "thoo sees, oor Jack's just gettin back from his honeymoon, cn' it me as ersuad2d him to get marrit ware store, "Cast Iron Sinks." He stood for a minute and the We Use Pure Kentwood Cream in the Making of Our Ice Cream. Our New 'and Modern Ice Cream Plant is Now in Operation.

THE CANDY KITCHEN CITY AND COUNTRY Property Bought and Sold- ST. LANDRY REAL ESTATE AGENCY W. E. Phillips and B. Sandoz W.

E. PHILLIPS INSURANCE In All of Its Branches BOSTON ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP A full line of Children's School Shoes at Reasonable Prices. EXPERT TUNING All work guaranteed. See me before you buy a piano. L.

LEGENDRE P. O. Box 612 Opelousas, Louisiana BUY HERCULES BUGGIES With the Gravel Tire. The buggy that will give you satisfaction. Ask your neighbor where he bought his last GOOD BUGGY.

F. SANDOZ BENNETT MATTRESS FACTORY Manufacturers and Renovators of cotton and wool mattresses. P. O. Box 243, Landry St.

DIETLEIN TO MAKE FALL PURCHASES Victor and Edison Machine Will be Installed in Special Sec tion of Store Frank Dietlein. Jr will leave for New Orleans Wednesday to make purchases of the fall lilne of Victor and Edison machines for Diet-lein's jewelry store. This concern i3 planning to make improvements and addition to the phonograph department, of which Mr. Dietlein is manager. "While in the Crescent City Mr.

Dietlein will look over the plans used in other ciiies for the talking machine sections, and. will adopt the most modern ideas among them. Chas. Kenney, road contractor, was attending to business in Opeousas Tuesday. further delay.

Money should be sent to Mrs. J. P. Saizan. a day.

They were married two days! Found his mjdicine! Oood gra-later and toiy were on a honeymoon Icious! What have you been giving their wKereabouts are unknown. the child? There was no medicine Burk Burnett whose, estate Mrs. in the cupboard." Waggoner inherits was the discover- "Oh, yes, there was, mum. It was er of the Burk Burnett Texas Oil written on it." Fields! Edward Dubuisson, left Monday for New Orleans where he will spend few days. a happened to notice a sign on a hardsaid, "Any Fool knows.